No more pencils, no more books.
No more teachers' dirty looks.
No more math and history.
Summer time has set us free....
After weeks of counting down the days (and a ridiculous number of seemingly pointless half-days) and jamming in countless end of school parties, field days, and early celebrations of summer birthdays, we finally made it through the school year. Whew.
The end of the year is so hectic that I relish the lazy summer days-- a fact that would be nice for me to remember when I am signing the kids up for camp. Here I've been every morning the past few weeks mentally ticking off the remaining healthy/appealing/peanut-free lunches I have left to pack and-- DUH!!!-- I still have to pack lunch. For camp.
So, off to the deli counter I trudged. Begrudgingly, I took a number. (The deli is like a casino floor in Vegas-- it doesn't matter if it's 8AM or 4PM, there's always lots of action.)
I should point out that the deli clientele of our A&P is very high maintenance. No meat can ever be sliced thin enough for this "let me have a pound of the Oven Gold" crowd (never a please or a thank you, natch). No roast beef can ever be lean enough. It's brutal.
But today was the topper.
The woman in front of me ordered one-fifth of a pound of turkey. Like, seriously? I actually let out a sort of snort/guffaw by mistake. Maybe she heard me because she clarified. "I'd like less than a quarter. You know, like a fifth." What?! Honestly that has to be a difference of about one slice of turkey (or maybe three paper thin ones) and approximately $.35. Either way, decidedly NOT worth the confusion it caused behind the counter.
Gosh, I sure hope with all those half days of school my kids still had time to learn fractions....
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