Five telltale signs that I am a housewife:
1. I have three supermarket tags and a gym pass on my keyring.
2. I own a crock pot.
3. I have tendinitis in my right hand, which mysteriously disappeared when we went on vacation (no cooking, laundry, driving - yes, I grip the steering wheel THAT hard) and is now back with a vengeance.
4. In the trunk of my car I have a first aid kit.
5. The highlight of my week was seeing Bill Clinton this morning (why, oh why, wasn't I wearing any makeup???)
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